"1 And he arose from thence, and cometh into the coasts of Judaea by the farther side of Jordan: and the people resort unto him again; and, as he was wont, he taught them again. 2 And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him. 3 And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you? 4 And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away. 5 And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept. 6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female. 7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife; 8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh. 9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. 10 And in the house his disciples asked him again of the same matter. 11 And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her. 12 And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery. 13 And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them. 14 But when Jesus saw it, he was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God. 15 Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein. 16 And he took them up in his arms, put his hands upon them, and blessed them. 17 And when he was gone forth into the way, there came one running, and kneeled to him, and asked him, Good Master, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life? 18 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God. 19 Thou knowest the commandments, Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Defraud not, Honour thy father and mother. 20 And he answered and said unto him, Master, all these have I observed from my youth. 21 Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me. 22 And he was sad at that saying, and went away grieved: for he had great possessions. 23 And Jesus looked round about, and saith unto his disciples, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God! 24 And the disciples were astonished at his words. But Jesus answereth again, and saith unto them, Children, how hard is it for them that trust in riches to enter into the kingdom of God! 25 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. 26 And they were astonished out of measure, saying among themselves, Who then can be saved? 27 And Jesus looking upon them saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible. 28 Then Peter began to say unto him, Lo, we have left all, and have followed thee. 29 And Jesus answered and said, Verily I say unto you, There is no man that hath left house, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my sake, and the gospel's, 30 But he shall receive an hundredfold now in this time, houses, and brethren, and sisters, and mothers, and children, and lands, with persecutions; and in the world to come eternal life. 31 But many that are first shall be last; and the last first. 32 And they were in the way going up to Jerusalem; and Jesus went before them: and they were amazed; and as they followed, they were afraid." ֍

"Also known as Melvinnazir-I, Gospel According To REDACTED of Christ Jesus, Chapter One, Jesus we have fished all night but at your word, and not to offend this group of onlookers, I myself will let down, but these men probably will not. So when I let down my net it was a short time before my net became filled to much for any one man to haul, so I called for my partners and my brother Andrew to help, so we filled each of the boats with the catch and then Jesus said, Follow the kingdom of God, for from now on you will be catchers of men, for the time is at hand for the lost sheep of God in the land of Israel. And when we left our boats the crowd of people took our fish, but Jesus said No man can enter the kingdom of God hungry nor in thirst, so you have what is needed so come follow me. And when we went along the way, Jesus was teaching as we walked, and Jesus said, If you have enemies you must ask them to be guest at your feast and when your husband is caught with his handmaid in your house then forgive them both, and if you refuse to pay taxes to Caesar, the officers will garnish your wages because the Jews want to fight in the flesh, but JEHOVAH-Tetragrammaton has sent me to fight in the spirit, so my disciples put on your armor. Then the crowd said, Jesus is crazy, the Romans and the Pharisees will stone him for sure. But then Jesus stopped his mother from REDACTED, so she was glad to be sober in right mind and spirit, so Mary the mother of Jesus said to those naysayers, she said, I have not been sober since my [1988 eighteenth day of March.] [The text is continued: ] Joseph REDACTED and my son Jesus is the only Jew that cared, not the hight priest nor those Pharisees nor those guys that promised I never had to get married according to the Moses teaching, but Joseph's father also lied to me but now I forgive I pardon my enemies just like Jesus said and look at me now, you think you better but JEHOVAH-Tetragrammaton is not pleased at the way you treat unmarried mothers, and I swear that I was never pregnant when Joseph betrothed me, I was a virgin vagina and Jesus is Joseph's only child by any woman, so why did they refuse to give inheritance to my son? Then Jesus said to his mother, Mary your reward is with JEHOVAH-Tetragrammaton and in me. Then Mary cried and said, I know but I know they never believe I was a virgin mother and Jesus you know that Joseph is not the sperm that father you Jesus. Then Jesus said, I know where I came from and where I go, and you my Mary my mother has favor with God and all women. Then Mary said, Even the secret whores look sideways at me Jesus because I have sons and daughters and everybody knows that Joseph was my only REDACTED husband. Then Jesus said, The days when men sought only virgin women has passed so do you Mary desire marriage still? Mary then said, Jesus we can talk later about my needs, besides the crowd is listening and you know they gossip. [1988 eighteenth day of March.]" ֍